Manchester United thread


#3571

In part, it’s true, that’s down to the frankly inexplicable magic of Solskjær, Dorian Gray as the Milky Bar Kid, living his eternal 1999. But it’s also down to the fact that PSG are the opposite of what Solskjær represents. He is romance and fun and loyalty and doing your job even if it frustrates you; open them up and where the heart should be you’ll find a fetid roll of banknotes.

What the shit is this nonsense from Jonathan Wilson? Yeah sure, OGS is romance and fun, but he also inherited a team that spent a ton of money and had very talented players who quit on their previous manager.

To suggest that somehow Man U are any less of a soulless exercise in corporate power than PSG is ridiculous.


#3572

Absofuckinglutely! PSG aspire to be like United, a corporate powerhouse that attracts the best commercial deals… Legally.


#3573

I think OGS has a lot of goodwill built up in the media from his time at United. His public persona is also the complete opposite of Mourinho which helps him a lot.


#3574

Beautifully said


#3575

Both can go and fuck themselves.


#3576

Anyone else heard that cunt Neville say Arsenal should be punished for that fan getting in? Seemed like he wanted us to get points deducted or something. Ole’s cuck couldn’t take anymore of another let down by his club.


#3577

#3578

That tweet has fucking triggered them so much

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:


#3579

Say the fans who can’t wait to go to watch ArsenalFan Tv to take the piss at us. Cunts!


#3580

Rilwan is an arsenal twitter account for disclosure.


#3581

Is there a context to it?
Why is it triggering them so much?


#3582

it’s a song they have. ‘Ole’s at the wheel’

Arsenal admin taking the piss. Has proper triggered those weirdos :arteta:

Man they act like their club is sacred, cant take any joke aimed at them, wallowing propaganda etc. all very cult-like/Liverpool-esque even.

City winning it all seems to have rattled them a bit.


#3583

This is such a dumb idea generally as well. As soon as they implement it, fans will go to matches posing as rival supporters and run on the pitch in an effort to deduct points from their rivals.


#3584

Just cunts, then.


#3585

This now has 4 pages. Why has this triggered them so much ffs :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:


#3586

‘Unai’s at the whe-’

‘SHUTTUP YOU DUMBASS GOONER HAHA AFTV WON NOTHING LINGADD DANCEFLOOR WE’RE BETTER THAN YOU ARSENAL ARE SHITE insert arsenal player name here IS SO SHIT MAN UNITED SO MUCH BETTER HAHA HAHA’

In that annoying Limmy at the park BBQ voice.

I know these weirdos too well in real life. The smallest criticism that their team may not be the best in the world at anything will set off some kind of similar diatribe.

Which makes yesterday all the sweeter.

You just have to sit quiet with a smug grin like this: :unai:


#3587

Hopefully this marks a turning point in our rivalry with them. They had Wengers number for far too long.


#3588

The number of United fans at work thay have gone like this :roll_eyes: to avoid eye contact/converstion as we’ve crossed paths is great


#3589

I love that their greasy noses have been so far put out of joint that they’ve all reacted like this.

Fuck them all, the cunts.

They think they’re Barcelonaesque, surprised these fuckers don’t have that mes que un club shit plastered all over the place.


#3590

Welcome back to earth. They thought to be unbeatable. Someone even thought to finish above Liverpool (it’s true. I read it!) :arteta: