WTF!? Cocky bellends 
Imagine someone getting excited enough about a January Transfer Deadline Day that you match your outfit to Jim flipping Whiteās tie! Anyone doing that needs medical intervention.
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Shouldāve done this prior to Suarezā arrival, but what would peopleās preference order have been with Suarez/Carrasco/Perisic, if only one were realistic.
I think weāre getting the right one. Carrasco maybe higher risk for higher reward. Perisic I like but something tells me it wouldnāt work out here
Obviously itās all about opinions, but I listen to his podcast and he isnāt boring at all, heās actually quite funny! Good on twitter too from time to time.
Post match interviews are never conducive to interesting conversation, players are generally guarded and you just get meaningless platitudes.
Plus nobody is forcing you to listen to Peter Crouch post match haha
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Iām kinda happy that the deadline day is so dull, media tries to hype it up too much, itās been half a day and the biggest question is will vincent janssen be loaned out 
Yeah, whenever Iāve seen him speak heās come across as quite a likeable dude and good humoured.
You wouldāve thought they were talking about Owen, Scholes or Shearer lol.
Peter Crouch has said what is possibly the funniest thing a footballer has ever said, when asked āwhat would you be if you werenāt a footballerā and he said āa virginā 
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BREAKING NEWS
Sky sources: Idrissa Gueye definitely wonāt be leaving Everton in this window, and James McCarthy will also be staying.
It was more on tv shows tbh. Dont ever get to the end of his interviews usually as I find him that dull. But yeah like everyone on tv thats the option of choice.
Is Ā£60m+ how much itāll take to secure him?
Lol get fucked China. Only people after a quick 
want to join your shit league
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Should have let him go
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Exactly.
Heās barely going to kick ball here with the first team regardless , short sighted from Emery if this is true.
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And I donāt even know who Steven Merchant is.
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Struggling to understand that one tbh
The reason Ricky Gervais is funny
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I donāt think its that difficult to understand, failure to sign an out and out winger means weāre still very dependent on Aubameyang and Lacazette starting (sadly), meaning if one of them gets injured we can be in real trouble.
However that said, this is a greater case for keeping ESR here who actually looked decent out wide in the Europa, he looked like one who had the quality to contribute right now. Nketiah is clearly not getting game time and is in a sticky situation where heās covering as back up.
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ESR has a future here though. Iād rather fuck Eddie over short term here if we do have to fuck someone. (we probably donāt)