So it’s all the fault of a chocolate biscuit.

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So it’s all the fault of a chocolate biscuit.
Flying rats are surely to blame.
And to think it all started when a bat decided to fuck a penguin
Looking back it’s ridiculous that that’s the best excuse they could come up with and even more ridiculous we actually believed it for a bit.
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Well then they need to stump up some proper cash and not those shit offers last summer…cunts
As far as I can tell, Xhaka first missed training last Wednesday so it seems fair to assume he first tested positive that morning. I don’t understand whether the mandatory 7 day quarantine starts that day or the next but it could be the difference between him being able to play Thursday or not. If it started last Wednesday then it ends today, he could do some training tomorrow, and play on Thursday. If it started last Thursday then it ends tomorrow and it seems kind of unlikely that he would be brought back into the side for a match on literally his first day back with the team. Guy is a machine physically and I’m sure he’s been keeping in shape during his quarantine but that’s still a big lift. Either way, unless he’s been really sick and feeling the effects I would think he would be fine for Spurs.
Sambi-Patino midfield at Anfield with a rested Liverpool side pressing at high intensity seems…not great.
Starts whenever you feel symptoms or test positive.
Starts whenever you feel symptoms or test positive.
Unless it’s Liverpool, who decide when and where it starts and what games they will or won’t play.
Yeah, ok, I’m done defending him now
3rd High Profile match this season he has made a very hard job even harder.
I am sick to death of this guy. Sick to death.
I actually think it was kind of an unfair red tbh
This fucking cunt. Literally he’s become a parody of himself.
Also missing against Spurs. Fucking useless bastard
It’s getting ridiculous now. We just can’t trust him.
I actually think it was kind of an unfair red tbh
I thought it was nailed on, both for the foul and the denial of a goal scoring opportunity.
I feel the same having seen it but you can only defend a guy so much