Granit Xhaka (34)


#2632

Judge his nipples next year after Adidas take over. Anyone can appear to have great nipples in a match issued Puma shirt.


#2633

We used to have Vieira, Petit, Gilberto, Fabregas and Cazorla. This cunt and the rest of them are not fucking good enough. Fallen off hard


#2634

Xhaka and Mustafi we wasted 65M on these gormless pricks. 65 fucking million.


#2635

Bang average talent, I think we have worse players to get off the wage bill before him, the likes of Mustafi, Kolasinac, Elneny, Jenks, Cech, Kos been the main ones. He be decent back up for next season, the guy would be fine for a mid table club in Germany, Italy or Spain. I said it in his first season for us that PL doesn’t suit him and been at a big club is a step up too far for him. I think he has another season with us but he be more a squad player i reckon next season then he be shifted off.


#2636

This guy, what a fucking brain donor. You’re defending near your goal post, with no pressure on you, the ball comes into you, and instead of putting it out of play, you put it back into the danger area with a tame header. You cannot coach that out of him, you just have to realise he is an idiot.

If I were an opposition manager playing Arsenal in my next game, all I would tell my team is to press Xhaka and not give him time on the ball. Do that, and he is bound to make a mistake, which will most likely give us a chance to score.


#2637

He is just shit and careless. Sell him in the summer.


#2638

I was surprised at how few of our players’ contracts are up in summer 2019 according to transfermarkt.

Another year of Jenkinson for example. Several of Mustafi :expressionless:

I can only see Cech, Lichtsteiner, Ramsey and Welbeck leaving for certain


#2639

Flawed statsDNA player that has great numbers and was bought because of those numbers.


#2640

Despressing state of affairs, not saying Ramsey is worth 200k or whatever it is, but reality is he’s one of our top 5 players. So losing him isn’t going to improve us.


#2641

It’s going to keep us inside the 7% rule tho.

I can’t see how those 4 players I mentioned are on a huge collective wage between them, so hopefully we can sell a couple of Elnenys / Mustafis in the summer to improve the outlook.

And agree with @shamrockgooner Ozil needs to go this summer if at all possible. If Emery’s decides he’s not his man, then all he is a £350k millstone around our necks.


#2642

Instant like. :+1:


#2643

Yet another fuck up we can thank Ivan for. I don’t think any of our StatsDNA guys have really set the world on fire. Maybe Rob Holding, but I’m not sure he was one of those guys.


#2644

Ouchies but i guess it is no surprise


#2645

Emery banned juice but Xhaka be like idgaf


#2646

mOSt vITaL PlAYer iN oUr SySteM

:joy::joy::joy:


#2647

Chocolate on his pancakes? No wonder he’s so slow.


#2648

No wonder he is so speedy!


#2649

Fat bastard.


#2650

Git in mah bellllyyyy!!!


#2651

Personally give this guy a lot of stick for being brainless and useless at times but gotta give him credit today, big game from him.