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I’m hoping for Titan purely for the views of Saturn from the front porch :joy::joy: we’ll never live to see it regardless.

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we could, don’t give up :smiley: once we fucking get a move on when it comes to space things it happens fast. It just… really stands still inbetween lol

That could be super epic to be fair

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I’m all for sending Donald on a one way trip to Titan! Sell Grønland and make it happen.

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So? You’s can afford it. You can’t just sell off a part of the country because it’s inconvenient. And if you do the money should go in it’s entirety to the actual Greenlanders.

Big transfer news just breaking here on Sky Sports News. Sky sources are telling me Denmark have rejected a multi million pound bid for Greenland from United States of America President Donald Trump. It is yet to be known whether they will return with an improved offer.

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Americans had to choose between her and Trump.

Unreal.

And there’s nobody from the Democrats who can defeat him in 2020 either, maybe Bernie…I guess?

I hope so, since I support Bernie Sanders.

Bernie or Big Liz, who in a perfect world is probably the ideal person for the job.

Thoughts on the possible imminence of a second bid? Seems Denmark are not happy with the structure of the deal.

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A trusted source has told me the second bid is imminent and will include Mexico + the original offer. It is yet to be seen if Denmark will find this an improvement on the first offer and one that they will accept. Stay glued to sky sports news where we will tell you as soon as we read it on twitter first.

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BREAKING: Head of Denmark says “USA will have to up their offer”.

“We told them at the start that we had a price in mind and that they’d have to meet that. So far they haven’t”

Sources say officials are back on the plane to Copenhagen to discuss a potential new offer in the form of a seemingly imminent third bid.

More to come.

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BREAKING NEWS: Head of Greenland found to be oppressive tyrant, USA preparing to spread Freedom & Democracy (plus install pro-Washington puppet government)

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BREAKING:

Greenland hand in transfer request, say it is time for Denmark to let them move on to a bigger country and compete at the highest level.

Scandinavia fans are livid.

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Nah, none of them can; these people already offering free healthcare for illegals, higher taxes and open boarders, far from what the moderate Americans want.

Nothing moderate about them

Why would “moderate” Americans be against those?

Yeah, free healthcare to illegals while people in your country don’t get the same treatment, on top of that you are paying for it out of your paycheque. Tell me how many people would be for that?
How about the fact their taxes have lowered this getting more money, how would they justify losing money through higher taxation?
And what person in any sane rational country would want open borders so anyone can come in?
The average American would be repulsed by that.

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What would you call them?