So today’s clusterfuck has urged me to manage Arsenal and see how it long it takes me to win the Champions League with us. First thing I did was got rid Edu and Arteta’s stooge Steve Round, transfer listed Xhaka, Mustafi, Macey and Kolasinac and bought back DB10 as our Assistant Manager
EDIT: Willian scored in the first 12 seconds of the season for me you can’t make this shit up
First season I finished second and won the Europa league.
Second season I got knocked out of the champions league at 1st knockout by Juve because of a 5-4 home loss (drew 1-1 away).
They scored about 3 goals from
free kicks/corners which Ronaldo headed on 
In the league I finished having scored the most goals, let the least goals in, and was 50 Premier league games in a row unbeaten, but I still missed out on the title by a point! 
to Liverpool 
I’m top of the league and unbeaten so far need to be signed up 
In one if my saves games Henry was sacked as arsenal manager and replaced by Patrick viera
