So today’s clusterfuck has urged me to manage Arsenal and see how it long it takes me to win the Champions League with us. First thing I did was got rid Edu and Arteta’s stooge Steve Round, transfer listed Xhaka, Mustafi, Macey and Kolasinac and bought back DB10 as our Assistant Manager
EDIT: Willian scored in the first 12 seconds of the season for me you can’t make this shit up
First season I finished second and won the Europa league.
Second season I got knocked out of the champions league at 1st knockout by Juve because of a 5-4 home loss (drew 1-1 away).
They scored about 3 goals from
free kicks/corners which Ronaldo headed on 
In the league I finished having scored the most goals, let the least goals in, and was 50 Premier league games in a row unbeaten, but I still missed out on the title by a point! 
to Liverpool 
I’m top of the league and unbeaten so far need to be signed up 
In one if my saves games Henry was sacked as arsenal manager and replaced by Patrick viera
Yeah that’s pretty rare to happen. Gives you extra funds from shirt sales from it too
On the 31st December I’ve had a transfer embargo placed on me while the board see what offers there are for the club.
So I’ve lost out on 4 pre-contract deals and now I’m halfway through the Jan window with £70m to spend (playing as Southampton so quite a lot), and can’t buy anyone 
At least you got a decent investment I got took over by a tycoon businessman when I was managing Sunderland and his idea of injecting money into the club was giving me a 2m transfer budget in the championship
Oh no they haven’t taken over yet, I sold ward prowse to Man U for £100m which is how I got those funds
If only…
(21/22 season)
When you desperately want that assist.
thankfully I was ahead already.
As if today wasn’t good enough already, I just beat these cunts on pens in the CL final on my Lyon save despite getting absolutely battered for the majority of the match 
I have the sudden urge to download Football Manager…fuck 
Hahahah I got home and downloaded it myself. How weird
Currently defending my third consecutive title with Southampton… Think I need to choose a championship club next time. Any suggestions?
Stoke
Middlesbrough. Got a load of players out of contract in the summer, got some good youth prospects
Arsenal
