Elon Musk (and Ex Twitter)

@Forever you need to hop on this ASAP, literally.

https://youtube.com/shorts/yzaOnN-5QMU?si=T0R1AM8HV_aulOz2

It’s the onion bro

Obviously but it’s only a matter of time before this is real. Imagine the joy of strapping up in a leather gimp suite and involuntarily fondling Musks jaundiced raisin sack.

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You got to choose bro

Leather gimp suit fondling jaundiced raisin sack or rubbing face in shit and pissing down the back

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“Ran some numbers” :joy:

just half of gmail users to switch over…JUST

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So ridiculous lol if you just get a large portion of the world’s internet users to sign up for something they have to pay for when their current, well-established option is free, you’ll make lots of money.

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Who in their right mind would switch over from gmail to Xmail lol

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It’s a bizarre thought process to begin with, but Gmail is not just a mailing service now.
It’s Gsuite collaboration products + storage + SSO and so much.
I wouldn’t give all of that free utility up for stupid Xmail.

Elon will be lucky if he gets even a million individuals to signup for a paid service like that.

Jakey, where did you get the tweet from, I wanna relish the comment section (which is likely filled with ads but nonetheless)

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'Member when Threads was gonna replace Twitter if the users just left and went there? I 'member.

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I found the screenshot in my fb feed, but just used Google Lens to analyse the image, copy the text and search google. Mad how far tech has come that we can do this shit in a matter of seconds.

https://twitter.com/devahaz/status/1761206788534448225

Not a twitter user, so can’t see the replies, so please do me the courtesy of sharing any hilarious ones :slightly_smiling_face:

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https://twitter.com/devahaz/status/1761220500150509908

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Hahahahaha he think his initial tweet had conservative numbers

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https://x.com/devahaz/status/1761467648792252542?s=46&t=LlMNFvsPPy2ozwuX8FhQrA

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I feel he is saying all this to gain impressions and get some Twitter ad revenue. He is not serious.

yeah I should start thinking in this direction though.

Why have non-Woke email when you can just have encrypted email? Then it doesn’t matter who the fuck runs it. Also, it’s free.

Would you trust Elon to not send his crawlers into his email service to extract data and allow the AI to learn from it?

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Protonmail?

I’ve actually heard less than encouraging things about that particular service. :joy:

I believe Lavabit has a free encrypted email service - the one that was used by Snowden.

I just stick to Gmail

this is a massive point.

the google stack is so integrated in so many peoples’/companies’ that switching away from all the utility advantages with its integration for a paid service without that seems far fetched.

It might be a good move for some individuals who dislike the data integrity issue but I doubt that will be big numbers based on how large the share of the browser market google has (~2/3, i.e. ppl clearly don’t give a shit about their integrity), and free alternatives already exist for them already anyways.

Elon would need to offer more than just an email.

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