David Luiz (23)

Full name: David Luiz Moreira Marinho

Date of birth: 22 April 1987
Place of birth: Diadema, Brazil
Height 1.89m (6 ft 2)
Playing position: Centreback / Defensive midfielder

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No video? Absolute poverty

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EITE! :joy::joy::joy:

Clearly a job opening for me. Official transfer to Arsenal from Freelance. My dream boyhood media team, can’t wait to represent and show the fans what I’m really capable of.

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Cunt :rofl:

Why do I always feel lied to when I see Brazilians real names?

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He’s here :auba:

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Fuck me
What a season so far and we’ve not played a league game yet
COYG

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SIUUUU

OH FUCK OFF ALL THAT TIME FOR A PIC YOU DIRTY FUCKS

I GO DOWN AND HAVE DINNER AND I MISS THIS ANNOUNCEMENT TOO

@ARSENAL PR PERSON WHEN I FIND YOU IM SHITTING IN YOUR MOUTH

Let me enjoy signing announcements ffs :santi: :cry: :cry:

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@elec never go full Luca!

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To be fair no food based insults were hurled

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Me now: Why have I spent 3 hours refreshing Twitter for David fucking Luiz. Far more excited about this than I should be. Feels a bit surreal. Gonna be weird seeing him play for us.

Me in 3 weeks: FFS Dave

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Give him 4 or 6 you cunts.

Martinelli can finally say his first words on the training ground bless him

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Luiz isn’t ageing well :slight_smile:

He’ll look like a pensioner when he hits 40

Nah give him 20