Full name: David Luiz Moreira Marinho
Date of birth: 22 April 1987
Place of birth: Diadema, Brazil
Height 1.89m (6 ft 2)
Playing position: Centreback / Defensive midfielder
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No video? Absolute poverty
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EITE! 
Clearly a job opening for me. Official transfer to Arsenal from Freelance. My dream boyhood media team, can’t wait to represent and show the fans what I’m really capable of.
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Cunt 
Why do I always feel lied to when I see Brazilians real names?
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He’s here :auba:
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Fuck me
What a season so far and we’ve not played a league game yet
COYG
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SIUUUU
OH FUCK OFF ALL THAT TIME FOR A PIC YOU DIRTY FUCKS
I GO DOWN AND HAVE DINNER AND I MISS THIS ANNOUNCEMENT TOO
@ARSENAL PR PERSON WHEN I FIND YOU IM SHITTING IN YOUR MOUTH
Let me enjoy signing announcements ffs 
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@elec never go full Luca!
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To be fair no food based insults were hurled
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Me now: Why have I spent 3 hours refreshing Twitter for David fucking Luiz. Far more excited about this than I should be. Feels a bit surreal. Gonna be weird seeing him play for us.
Me in 3 weeks: FFS Dave
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Give him 4 or 6 you cunts.
Martinelli can finally say his first words on the training ground bless him
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Luiz isn’t ageing well 
He’ll look like a pensioner when he hits 40
Nah give him 20