Never realised Messi has got Mr Spock ears
How about CL titles actually won?
GOATnaldo 5 
Messi 3 
We are not counting the 06 CL as Messi didnāt actually play.
Messi fans on suicide watch once again.
He played 6 games in Europe that year 
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Yeah the 06 CL is on the Messi CV, so itās 4 CL medals.
I guess it puts him above GOATnaldo then. Oh wait, 5 is more than 4.
Damn, Messi fans really reaching and still coming up short, but itās nothing new when their king is a 5ft 7 hobbit. 
GOATnaldo fans standing tall at 6ft 2 
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Damn, thatās us Messi fans back on suicide watch again.
How does that man Bavin do it, he literally does not miss.
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Yeah you Messi fanboys need to chill man, hospitals are already under enough pressure due to COVID.
The last thing they need is to spend their time worrying about a bunch of Frodo fans trying to neck themselves because their idol is second best to GOATnaldo
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Poor imitation of BigWeng
One would say Portuguese version of Messi in meme talks
RVP scored some bangers with his right foot too, didnāt he?
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I honestly canāt remember a single one
Literally googled ārvp right footā and got this:
https://twitter.com/OptaJoe/status/494489901485023232?s=20&t=Xp5TLuAZOTFNc7b3_o_kww
He is also the top scorer in the PL with his weak foot.
https://twitter.com/laligafrauds/status/1510175958837440518?t=Cj3RXvX9oli1w8kfcDtWvw&s=19
Came for the bangers, left with a feeling of nostalgia because of the FIFA 12 banger. Take me back 
that overhead kick (ish) at 1:30 ish actually got me thinking, I canāt remember ever seeing anyone score an overhead kick with their weak foot? 
I also donāt remember him scoring that one. Maybe because he had defected to the enemy at that time.
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Overhead kick? Iām struggling with this description as CR7ās goal, as his foot was not over his head unless Iām looking at the wrong goal. (The goal from the corner 1:44?)
Heās talking about RVP.
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well that makes more sense 
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What a strange way to write that stat. Why wouldnāt it say āthe only player in PL history to score 37 goals with his left foot (88) and right foot (37).ā
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Iām guessing someone else has 34 which is why theyāve gone that way?
Benzie needs to drop the sucking and assert himself here. Tell the world you Cris is the fucking shits now. Youāre the man. Win the UCL and that Ballon DāOr is coming your way.