Fabrizio said the kid is still keen on the move. Valencia are just delaying the inevitable.
If this does go through, along with Eze and Gyokeres, we would have brought in 6 new players in one window. When was the last time that happened?
Four years ago we brought in Odegaard, White, Ramsdale, Tomiyasu, Lokonga, and Tavares.
But, yeah, six new first team players in one window is a lot, especially if none are on loan.
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The 
has spoken
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Has he changed his name? Was he not hand of Özil before 
Valencia still have to agree, so nothing really has changed.
Thanks for the update
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@RockyMaivia look what you started.
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£60m for Joao fucking Pedro. Anything below £20m sounds like a steal.
One of my finest achievements
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If this deal goes through, it definitely has to be announced by either Chris Eubank, or Mike Tyson.
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Lowballing Berta
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I’m flying out of Valencia at lunchtime. Do you need me to go and give them some cockney attitude and break some stuff at their ground ?
Tell them that their lemons are shit, that ought to do it (that’s something Valencia is known for, right?).
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It’s all sorted. He’s in my suitcase. €75.00 up front, €25.00 pm over 4 years and I don’t even speak Spanish.
What the fuck has Berta been up to?