Prince Charles is a fucking jug-eared, selfish wanker by the way. He’s displaying symptoms of the coronavirus and decides to travel up to rural fucking Scotland with his wife and entourage, thus endangering the community there. Lo and behold, he tested positive for the fucking thing in the end. He’s the heir to the throne, he has additional responsibilities to set a half way decent example at a time like this.
Also, it gets my back up when that twat Nick Robinson tweets an announcement of Charles’ positive test and starts it off saying “we are all in this together”, like fuck we’re fucking buying that Nick. I get that the heir to the throne will get preferential treatment, and that even his wife might too as a result, so I understand why they both got tested. He had mild symptoms, I’m not clear that she had any. A regular person with mild symptoms, even of a similar age is not getting tested. So don’t feed us this utter bollocks about all being in it together, it’s an insult to our intelligence to think we’ll swallow that bullshit line credulously. Fucking obsequious little toad.