Chelsea

Chelsea have a shirt sponsor absolutely nobody has ever heard of.

https://twitter.com/TheBlueDodger/status/1688953119223296011

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Sounds like the name of some flyboy with a stall in Chapel St. market flogging fake Adidas gear.

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I want nothing more than this club to get nuked, in some footballing form of way.

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https://twitter.com/JacobSteinberg/status/1689001762567446530

Fucking hell, they’re so predictable.
They’re a shambles.

At the forefront of performance doping.

I’d absolutely love for these cunts to have another season outside the top 6.

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From what I’m reading, Boehly has a stake in their parent company. Also this Infinite Athlete have literally only just set up social media accounts. They are brand new and are chucking Ā£50m at a club who finished 12th? Yeah, that doesn’t sound dodgy at all.

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Given how water tight the Premier League have been with sponsorship deals, this will probably result in a nothing statement

https://twitter.com/matt_law_dt/status/1689265168507682816?s=46&t=eJpgg6uHWRsStnASv-OePg

Nice, an EPL investigation over irregular payments going from the period under the former owners but clearly there’s still a concern over the Infinite Athlete so maybe it’s going on under the current ownership too.

Kick both of the plastic champion clubs out of the league.

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I love to see it.

No more big daddy Roman protecting these scum with his shady backroom dealings.

FUCK CHELSEA CHELSEA SHIT

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https://twitter.com/fabrizioromano/status/1689306674710929408?s=46&t=2U6XWqnXYlWg-4shy9vWIA

The vice captain will be ecstatic

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Reece James as captain :sweat_smile:… why does he still strike me as a brand-new player for them, was he around in/before the Pandemic season?

make sure he is healthy enough to play most of their games

Reece James’ knees likes this

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Indefinite Athlete.

Talks about the state of other players when you need to make your injury prone 23 year old RB club captain.

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In the big picture its really inexplicable that they didn’t keep Mount. I don’t think he is a great player by any stretch of the imagination. But we’re talking about an academy kid who was their player of the season not long ago, was a very reliable player for them that every manager liked, and who would have been one of their more experienced players given the massive youth movement they have embarked upon. If they kept him I have no doubt he would have been one of the first names on the current team sheet and picked for captain ahead of James. Now with Nkunku’s injury they have no real attacking midfielders in the squad at all.

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It doesn’t exactly seem like a Poch call either does it?

They also sold him and Havertz to direct PL rivals which makes it more ridiculous.

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Don’t forget Kovacic. Imagine selling him for a pittance and replacing with Tyler Adams!

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