Chelsea thread


#967

Time for some Christmas cheer. Something i’m sure we can all appreciate. The hotness of Loftus-Cheek :drooling_face:

On a serious note, from what i’ve read and seen, he had a really good game last night. I still think he’ll need to move on from Chelsea though… preferably to my bedroom :smile:


#968

In the words of our banned Italian friend

Horny :xhaka:


#969

Stop objectifying men and focus on their achievement on the field.


#970

I did! I said he played well last night :xhaka:


#971

You only notice his achievement because he is pretty.


#972

He should move on to their West London rivals, QPR.
It would be a cheeky transfer if it happened.
In fact it would be a Loftus Road Cheeky transfer :grinning:


#973

Get out.


#974

That’s why I keep coming back to OA. You think the mouthbreathers at Le Grove or the preteens on r/Gunners get this kind of pun work? Not likely. Well done.


#975

:arteta:


#976

They need a CF and they buy a winger? Clueless club.


#977

Colour me surprised :thinking:


#978

Surprise surprise! :bellend:


#979

oh how bad would i laugh if this was true (not about the rascism stuff the closure of the stadium)


#980

Sarri’s just rinsed his players in the post match press conference.

It’s happening again isn’t it, what is it about that club :woman_facepalming:t2:

Cue some tools to be collectively downed again sometime between now and the summer.


#981

Yep he’s saying they’re an extremely hard group of players to motivate and he’s singing the same song Conte did and Jose before him.


#982

Please :pray: Would fancy us for top 4 if the Chelsea players switch off


#983

You think Spuddies will screw up now with their strikers injured?


#984

I think Spurs have too much of a gap tbh. Third is theres sadly but you never know


#985

Too much of a gap? They’re only one point ahead of Chelsea and four above us. Granted, they have a game in hand, but still.


#986

Yeah but its Fulham. It’s basically a win for them haha