Chelsea thread


#665

https://twitter.com/MailSport/status/1002303130078535680

SIIIIIIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

:arteta: :arteta: :arteta:

Pls god make it happen


#666

Read something about them not being willing to pay Sarris release clause too.


#667

Oh my days. Too good to be true.


#668

Chavski fans see this ‘can you please ecshplaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin’


#669

Avram Grant ffs :joy::joy::joy::joy:


#670

Bet the Chelsea version of @AbouCuellar has had an aneurysm after hearing that


#671

:joy::joy::joy:


#672

Was about to say if they hire Blanc and Poch goes and Levy hires shit (always trust bald cunts to bungle it) as I’d expect him to, the prem would be doing a nice collusion job to get the coaching on aggregate back down to its normal shit level. Though tbh not sure if we can really laugh based on their respective work at PSG you’d have to say Blanc was the better manager :thinking:


#673

Well if we are talking about failure in the CL, getting knocked out by Pellegrinis City in 2016 is a lot worse than getting knocked out by Zidane’s 3peating Madrid and MSN+refs of Barca.

So I dunno about that.


#674

No Sarri, then? :arteta:


#675

Hazard and Courtois could be leaving.

Stadium plans on hold.

Roman can’t get a visa.

Europa next season.

Could this be the start of the Chelsea banter era :joy:


#676

If/when Abramovic leaves i just hope they get a Kroenke-like businessman as their new owner.


#677

hope they are bought for £1 again, that’ll literally make them a 2 bob club haha.


#678

Fuck that. I hope they get Hicks and Gillette.


#679

Venkys imo

Edit: Sky just on a permanent trolling madness these days :arteta:

https://twitter.com/SkySportsNews/status/1002557267626086400

Sad as I guess they have no sources in top level football anymore.


#680

You can’t make this shit up,

Chelsea – a club whose fans don’t let black men on trains – don’t want Sarri because of his behaviour. Epic banter tbf.


#681

reminds me of this guy


#682

Chelsea don’t need Abramovich’s money anymore, do they? Aren’t they self-sustained?


#683

How dare you compare Sarri to the legend that is Louis Litt!


#684

Sarri is left-wing, while Chelsea are nazis :wenger2: