I wasn’t talking about IQ levels.
Ordered that shit once then couldn’t face injecting myself lol
Least benny boy is all good just thumped an assistant waistcoat wanker and back for the arsenal.
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Mfers are injecting themselves with melanin!?! 
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Yeah man us milk bottles out here strugglin but I know where you can get a good batch of needles at a solid price hmu bud 
They do a nasal one too for people who don’t like injections. I know this because everyone in my gym who is white has used it at some point. They turn up one day just tanned like they’ve been under the sun for weeks on end
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Isn’t this the shit that was super controversial because loads of IG influencers were promoting it but there is absolutely no regulation or control of it whatsoever a while back?
Like they literally have no idea what effect it may have on you in the long run
It irks me seeing all these white English people with major tans lol especially as a half-caste with one brown parent. In summer, I’ll be that colour but the UK isn’t exactly known for it’s tanning weather lol
Reminds me of the OG Geordie Shore episodes where one of them was like “if you’re a Geordie, you gotta have the tan” and I’m thinking “from what sunshine?” 
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Yep I think you’re right on that one. It was originally created I believe as a potential form of treatment for skin cancer but I don’t think it ever made it to the clinical trial stage.
I don’t think it’s even remotely dangerous I just don’t think it was ever going to do what it was even intended for.
It definitely works as a tanner though I’ve seen white guys go as brown as anyone I’ve ever seen using it. And I’ve seen plenty of people pick up a “healthy looking” all year tan to them when they use it in moderate doses.
I’ve never been that tempted to use it because I have North African parents which basically makes it easy for me to pick up the sun when I’m around it.
But it’s one of those things where if you administer it within reason it definitely gives you a nice healthy glow and nothing more (except an incredibly hard erection on waking the morning after administration).
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You referenced Geordie Shore 
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So heartfelt haha
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A heartfelt “I’ve had five messages from the social media department today and I’m just doing this to get them off my back”
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Also with a little “Fuuuuuck, I keep forgetting to do this shit…guess I’ll just record the video in front of this random store I happen to be walking past.”
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Well, 5 messages from the Media team followed by a call from Granit.
Remember when he was overpriced at 50m? 
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Bloody brilliant. Again.
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Never hear his price mentioned any more which is evidence of how good he has consistently been.
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I remember saying back when we got him that he’s a Pep defender if I’ve seen one and some people taking offence at it.
For me this guy would have been a City player eventually if we didn’t get him at the time.
Arsenal simply took him before he exploded at Brighton and would have been unattainable.
Bloody insane how Southgate had a ready made combo in Saka and White and didn’t even give it a go.
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Never have I known someone so proficient in the art of taking the piss. Both on and off the pitch.
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He may look like a Love Island reject, but he’s also one of the best RB’s we’ve had.
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