@DavidHillier Do you feel Phoebs felt that she was losing her grip on you?
:raul:
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It’s to do with watching TV when the X Files came out. Without that experience you can’t understand. Not that she’s my type but I understand because I’m old and watched the X Files
Back on topic
Unplayable is my word, as in “On his day, Kevin De Bruyne is unplayable”.
And not a word, so breaking the rules here, but football phrases I hate: “Not that kind of player” and “must win game.”
Never
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She can grip me anywhere she likes 
(Preferably the back fat)
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Cheater. 
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Emery
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Don’t ban that word. Can’t hear the words “Emery sacked” if “Emery” is banned
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another one (two words) ‘the new/next’ every other week he is gonna be the next messi, neymar, ronaldo tiresome
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Arsenal manager BTFO’d by Raul ‘Makes the girls drool’ Sanllehi.
“transitions”
Fed up of every cunt who uses it to make it seem like they’re a modern tactical expert.
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“Defence”
“Defend”
“defending”
Idiots who know nothing about the game keep using these words not knowing that it doesn’t exist.
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The word aplomb, which is nearly only ever used in football speak.
Also, the word “Bulldog,” when describing anything to do with England players.
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EXPERIENCE
experience is not a fekin footballing quality in itself. The Queen is experienced but im pretty sure she would stink up the place as a CB.
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For any other club, but for us she’d walk into our first team.
Eazy-E2 would comfortably start for us since our current CB squad is a real life version of the Daltons while she herself has over 65 years of experience in organising a defence and a smashing hat game.
‘‘Slide rule pass’’
Its a fucking through ball. Slide rule is a maths term ffs.
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Slide rules are for adjudicating on offsides now thanks to VAR.
I thought the slide rule was never to climb up a slide while another kid is coming down the slide
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The quality of your posts has improved dramatically in the last month, you given your account to someone? 