Really need a striker who can create something out of nothing on days like today when the midfield ain’t working.
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Even the set pieces are a bit dog shot.
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Well keep at it and you might bring the Sesko/Gyokeres debate in here.
That debate might be more interesting than this game 
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What a limp dick attack we have
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Bringing Saka back didn’t change much did it?
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Havertz will win us this game by scoring with his cock while trying to head the ball.
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Fucking hell Myles, how do you perform like you dod against Madrid and now you look clueless against Newcastle.
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Just like Odegaard coming back meant fuck all too
But all these guys would have won the title eh
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His cock allegedly bulked while he was injured
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Everyone cast your eyes, our saviour is here warming on the touchline.
Kai Havertz.
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Kiwior should just cross the ball when he’s near the top of the box
If he’s scoring at home as much as he’s scoring at work, no wonder his balls would be blue.
White is so off it
All this talk of penis extension, I thought Martinez had signed a four year deal to stay at Villa.
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Partey in full uncle mode
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this is why I can’t accept the injuries excuse.
Saka, Odegaard, Partey, White is here. I don’t see what’s changed.
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That was some proper tortoise versus hare shit.
The whole team is off it, has been for a while in the league. This season can’t end soon enough.
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This is disgraceful nobody is running