Djourou hair on fleek
Texting war strat on Signal.
Call man Che
Even ref cba with additional minutes in this
lol West Ham exhausted all injury time left
Get Djourou in on that fucking HT talk.
is Rice even on the pitch today??
My commentator didnât even pick up that was Djourou besides Gilberto.
Djourou looked thoroughly entertained by what was going onâŚ
Is he even fully fit?
Getting played yet again though surprise surprise
Absolute shite
Winning in possession
So hard to watch
Couldâve had 4/5 good chances if martinelli wasnât a useless tosser.
Letâs go inside the stadium for an inside report from @shamrockgooner
Shamrock?
âITâS BORINGâ
best player has been Trossard by a mile, and itâs not because heâs done anything special. But heâs the only one whoâs really getting on the ball and trying to make something happen. At least it feels that way.
Really slow, predictable stuff from us. So frustrating watching us stop the ball when we get over the halfway line and pass back. There should be 5 runners ahead of the ball but by the time we make the next pass, Newcastle are back with two banks of 4 ahead of us.
I really wish weâd keep it simple and quick. You donât get a penalty, free kick or corner from just passing it around and waiting for an opening that doesnât come.
Throw Havertz on
Just seen a guy who was singing like a twat, getting chants going in the concourse and having selfies done with Mo Hader walk out at half time.
I really donât understand some people.
Nwaneri on >85 mins.