Arsenal transfers 25/26

Sergi Roberto is 29, sucks, and makes 170k per week. He is like Cedric on 2x the wages.

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Plus isn’t even a RB.

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I guarantee you they’re selling up our trajectory since December. :rofl:

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Where have we heard that before :joy: :joy:

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Every window the last couple of years.
Tbf, they didn’t lie. Players do want to come here.
I think Aouar was the only one who wasn’t completely sold on a move. Definitely didn’t work out for him.

Since when has ninth place, with a record amount of defeats and being knocked out of the EL by Villareal been impressive?

Come on Arteta, sort your usually very efficient PR out.

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An impressive project?

Those PowerPoint slides must be fucking off the chain

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Ornstein sounding more and more like an Arsenal spokesperson. The Oracle has been compromised.

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Easy.
You tell them that you had issues earlier in the season with players coming to an end of their career and other excuses. They’ll proceed by saying that they managed to steady the ship in late December and show them our trajectory since then(2nd in the league).
You sell up that you now need a few missing pieces to complete the puzzle which they will try sorting out in the summer.
Done.

I think it was reported that his brother wanted a big agent fee and we weren’t having it

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Need to watch out for this big time.

Looks like United want him as backup. He’s be first team here :grin:

https://twitter.com/theutdjournal/status/1395611130354049028?s=19

I’d take Trippier. Also Trippier > AWB.

I reckon he’s a United fan, and he’d be close to home (Bury) with such a move. 9/10 on ā€˜Flex scaleā€˜ of happen-ability.

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Lamptey, Aarons or Mazraoui then?

Lamptey is off the list after his injury. Last update we got was that Aarons and Emerson Royal are being looked at.

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What the fuck is an Emerson Royal? Sounds like something you’d smoke.

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RB at Betis, co-owned by Barca.
One of the best up-and-coming RBs in La Liga and Brazil.

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Well that’s boring. I’ll go back to not giving a fuck :grin:

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