Alexis Sánchez


#6258

There are lots of posts in this thread that will tell you it is most definitely not just you :laughing:


#6259

#6260

This is becoming such a huge deal over a tiny random thing, just because it seems Alexis is on the spectrum a little bit.


#6261

full sentences, 3 dots to illustrate log pause, capitalising to place emphasis on the word ‘loves’, conjuctions.
Even mask the sentence with improper comma & space placement to make it look like Sanchez wrote it.

Confirmed. United provides better service to their players than Arsenal.


#6262

Sanchez’ Twatter ghostwriter sure has been busy of late


#6263

Still a cunt though. Our dressing will be so more relaxed without him.


#6264

Pretty sure he probably just does his social media himself and he hardly speaks english so yeah maybe he’s just a little dumb? Lol kinda feel sorry for him almost., I’m sure that feeling will dissipate when I see him scoring and celebrating with United.


#6265

:joy::joy:


#6266

Can we sell this dude every week?


#6267

If you happen to have FIFA 17, yes.


#6268

Rich cunt.


#6269

https://twitter.com/legendxary/status/956295319318335488

:arteta:

This kinda shit would wind me up no end. It’s what Wilshere used to do as well.


#6270

And that was every week; look at ozil a reaction at the end; tells you all you need to know.


#6271

Love the straws people are grasping at to make themselves feel better about Alexis leaving.


#6272

Jesus, I’m becoming more like AC every day… I need a vacation.


#6273

Vacations don’t cure a blackened soul.


#6274

nah man i’m not evven trippin dawwggg. As soon as Alexis left our team immediately started playing better. Alexis was a great guy and helped us win many trophies, but this season he was gash affffff tho. Seriously he was fuckin whack and his time here was over. Let united have him, as long as we get Auba I ain’t even trippin tho.


#6275

We’ve lost a great player, there is no doubt about that. Lost a player who can score a goal out of nothing. A bona fide match winner.

But equally, we should not forget that so much of our play was channeled through him and his departure may lead to an improvement on an aggregate level. I remember the final days of Thierry and we did the same thing, everything went through him to the detriment (I think) of our overall capability as a team. I’m hoping we see a similar effect over the next 6-12 months as we adapt to playing without Alexis.


#6276

He can go do circles on the spot at United. Fuck him already.


#6277

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