Zlatan Ibrahimović

[SRCJJ]

I don’t intend to entertain your nonsense anymore mate. It’s boring.

[BigWeng_4LYFE]

So is your IBRA ball licking, you are the one he was talking about in the paper the other day right? Thought of you right away.

[SRCJJ]

Ok mate.

[SRCJJ]

Guess who scored again

[Aussiegooner]

13 league goals, not a big game though lol.

[Castiel]

Really don’t think there would be much discussion about this if it weren’t for the AKB’s having to be perpetually louder than common sense.

Ibra’s a great player and a tremendous athlete who hasn’t found playing in the EPL a banana skin at all, that’s all she wrote really.

[Aussiegooner]

How good has his durability been for a 35 year old also ? Played nearly all league, European and Cup matches thus far.

[SRCJJ]

Really don’t think there would be much discussion about this if it weren’t for the AKB’s having to be perpetually louder than common sense.

Ibra’s a great player and a tremendous athlete who hasn’t found playing in the EPL a banana skin at all, that’s all she wrote really.

Articulated better than I’ve managed to throughout the entire thread.

[Calum]

I’m sorry to OA for ever making this thread back in August

[GunnerGirl]

Another shit team, another goal.

[GunnerGirl]

Gave him recognition when I said he’s the 4th best striker in the league

[GunnerGirl]

Playing in Ligue 1 helped those numbers a lot

[BigWeng_4LYFE]

All this talk of 50 goals and that was just last year. Is he gonna score 50 goals this year? Nope guess that means he’s really dropping off a cliff with his old age considering the PL is such a shit league and he should be scoring about 60 or so here since the league is so bad. Did I mention how inferior the PL is to all other amazing leagues?

[arsenescoatmaker]

It’s because he’s being ironic most of the time. I really can’t stand people who don’t get irony. Thats why I like him, he says a lot of things with a glimt in the eye and also sarcasm. If you fail to get that, read his book and google “irony”. Prefer a guy with humour instead of the boring clichés and stock phrases “This is a must-win game”, “we have to build on this”, “the ball just didn’t go in”, “it wasn’t our day”, “I didn’t see the situation”, “we have to start winning games” and bla bla bla.

I think you need to look up the definition of irony and humour. The cunts about as funny as cancer.

[arsenescoatmaker]

You used his stats on him there mate

[BigWeng_4LYFE]

Point being 50 goals in the French league where Giroud was top scorer means fuck all. I’d probably score a couple goals playing CF over there.

[arsenescoatmaker]

For a player to come from an inferior league, where he was playing for easily the best team in that league under no real pressure, at his age.Then come to the most difficult league in Europe, to play for a team struggling to score goals, and under immense pressure, is a great achievement.

How is he only the fourth best striker in the PL.What would he have to do to get any recognition from you?

Even at his age, he is better than any striker we have had in the last few seasons, and only Sanchez is comparable

It’s all subjective but the league has Aguero, Costa, Alexis, Sturridge, Kane. So it’s not like saying 4th best is calling him shit or anything.

[SDGooner]

I haven’t really followed the discussion, but 38 league goals in any of the top five Leagues is quite an achievement. Only Cristiano Ronaldo and Messi hit those kinds of numbers in the modern age.

[Ocke]

It’s because he’s being ironic most of the time. I really can’t stand people who don’t get irony. Thats why I like him, he says a lot of things with a glimt in the eye and also sarcasm. If you fail to get that, read his book and google “irony”. Prefer a guy with humour instead of the boring clichés and stock phrases “This is a must-win game”, “we have to build on this”, “the ball just didn’t go in”, “it wasn’t our day”, “I didn’t see the situation”, “we have to start winning games” and bla bla bla.

I think you need to look up the definition of irony and humour. The cunts about as funny as cancer.

Well as said, not everyone understands irony. Or appreciates it.

[arsenescoatmaker]

Including yourself