The randomly nothing thread

Which player would most likely be the one to collect second place in a beauty contest? :giroud:

Not sure why you’ve used a Giroud emoji there. He’d obviously be in first place!

If Mario Gomez didn’t exist.

Mario Gomez looks like a hamster/1920s’ gangster

You may need to see about getting glasses, mate.

EDIT:

For some reason I thought you were @Calum :arteta:

I wanna know if any of his mates married someone he boned before they got married and that ended up being a lifetime revenue

Water works… Defo Neymar. :giroud3:

Nah, Calum would probably like Mario Gomez, what with his bad taste :wink:

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That’s happened to me a few times now, the other day I was readying a fried snickers remark and had to quickly shift gears to fried rice.

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Jack is an arsenal fan! nice haha @Electrifying @JakeyBoy

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Of course best jack is a gooner.

Absolute legend.

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The fucking don. You want some? :joy::joy::joy::joy:

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The wealdstone raiders brother ‘you want some i’ll give it ya’

They need to do more of Coach Lasso, still cracks me up :smiley: @Persona

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Anyone had anything from this range before? Pretty, pretty, prettttyyy good.

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Yes! The meatballs al forno is :ok_hand:t3:

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Awesome, picked that up today. Quite impressed really considering it’s a ready meal. Tasted better than some of the Indian food I’ve eaten from restaurans before!

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Pilau rice? :joy::joy::joy::joy:

What?/