The randomly nothing thread

Lol my hairline is what it always has been. But thanks for making me self conscious about my massive forehead you insensitive cunt

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Fucking Heineken. It’s all about Carling you poncy yuppie fucks

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It’s not just your forehead. Your whole head is massive.

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Jakey looks like a non-fat Goetze in that pic. :hushed:

Are you in love now doctor?

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Carling is fucking hanging. Same as all this bud light/Coors light shit that seems to have invaded the country since I’ve returned :grimacing:

Jesus christ these comments are savage.

I think you look good Jakeybro.

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I actually like most beers but heineken and bud are the two I couldn’t drink more than a pint of.

Jupiler, Hertogh Jan, Tsingtao or Corona for me

Not a fan of Heineken.

The last beer I had was the blonde ale at this joint. Was pretty damn good actually.

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No beer snob here @Calum. Pretty much 95% of the time I drink alcohol it’s :beer:

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Why am I dying at this :joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:

Because you’re a wasteman

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Yeah it’s not even funny

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FFS :joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:

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https://twitter.com/_AndyHa/status/1001481213918531586

The transformation into this character is breathtaking.

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I remember when Steve Coogan was asked who Alan Partridge was based on and he said, a bit of Tony Blackburn, a bit of Alan Freeman, and bit of David Coleman, and a huge slice of Richard Madeley.

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I feel like this is where it would have gone if he hadn’t terminated the interview

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAltYV7cD6Y&app=desktop

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