This is a fucking class read tbf
HUDDERSFIELD v ARSENAL
Likely scenario: In order to minimise any risk to absolutely anyone ahead of the final, Arsenal send out of a team consisting of Vik Akers, the club photographers, Gunnersaurus and some unlucky people from the marketing department who, after failing to clinch a deal with a company to become our official washing machine repairman partner in Luxembourg, are made to play in the game as punishment.
Stuart MacFarlane puts us ahead but David Price is sent off for leaving the field to take pictures of his celebration, and when the referee discovers what Akers is hiding in his shorts the match is abandoned and Huddersfield are awarded a 3-0 win.
Non dark theme
Cheers mate.
hah I like the white theme. The black and red just doesn’t look as good for me
I am back :kos2:
Just woke up to like 15 unread threads, didn’t immediately occur to me why
Dunno bout any of you guys but this weather, Wenger leaving and listening to dance anthems on radio 1 is getting me so buzzed get me more beer
You’ve got me with all of that apart from dance music on Radio 1, lol.
Arsene leaving on 4/20
Phwoar, look at the pins on you
Couple of beers post work. Now on the train home practically salivating at the prospect haha
You could have marked the occasion by drinking a decent beer you peasant
Coors is awesome snobbyboy
Anyone drinking a beer containing the word “light” is half a man