Peasants

There are no perks to not driving. Get a car you bum :blush:

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Never driven a car in 41 years :slight_smile:

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Even if you have a car you don’t have to pay £50,000 for a number plate

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27 and still don’t have a licence :smirk_cat:

Anyway, I say we lynch OP

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just slide the top of the T slightly

Sounds legit.

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If anyone has got £50k to p*ss away on a number plate that doesn’t say “Arsenal” then they have too much money and clearly have no dignity.

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Just imagining a spud number plate. SPUrNKERS.

Nah

PU7 1H3 PR355URE 0N

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I wouldn’t drive if there was a legit form of transportation here in so cal but there isnt. Owning a car us a huge money sink. Oh well.

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Omg who changed the title :joy:

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How does one go about acquiring a dyslexic Arsenal number plate?

I like to think Mercedes and his mate Steve were playing high stakes poker like total badass non-peasants, and then high roller Mercedes be like “I raise you 25 Gs bro” and then wiley Steve be like “yo I ain’t got 25 Gs bro, I got this sweet number plate though. And if you just slide the T a little bit… it’s defo worth like 50 Gs bro”

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Don’t try to pin this on us americans, it is probably more likely it went down something like this

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Thanks for clarifying

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Actually, “douchebag” Englishmen can also speak this way :+1:

Thread of the year and it’s only February

Arise ye peasants!

:joy: forgot to take that out when I was spelling it

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This thread is exactly why I need to start clicking on “New” and not just “Unread”

Fucking hell :laughing:

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