Manchester United thread


#743

Enjoy it whilst it lasts as we will be 6th soon.


#744

Thank fuck Ibra missed that penalty.


#745

Gotta love Ibra saying he didn’t elbow Mings, “he jumped into my elbow”

I didn’t punch him, he walked into my fist!


#746

Cunt.


#747

Takes after his pal/manager.


#748

You mean the embarrassment when Arsene shoved Mou? Or how the fourth official just walked into his push.


#749

Charged with violent conduct. Could be looking at a 3-match ban.


#750

Cunt and Cunter.


#751

Your really needing that thread unlocking arent you.


#752

Oh, didn’t realise it was locked. Why’s that, then?


#753

Ah, just had a shufty. Yep, I can see why.


#754

Big for the top 4 race.


#755

Well one match will be in the FA Cup v Chelsea and the other 2 are Middlesbrough away and West Brom at home - games they should be winning with or without Ibra. Mind you, I thought the same about Bournemouth.


#756

Not really, I expect them to beat both Middlesbrough and West Brown regardless especially after drawing to Bournemouth.

Middlesbrough in particular are pretty shit and definitely going down.


#757

You might expect them to, but United have drawn with some pretty poor teams this season when they wouldn’t have been expected to. There’s no reason not to be quietly hopeful of them dropping a couple of points whilst he’s suspended.


#758

I know, they’ve been drawing an awful lot but Jose will be g’ing them up for these games now.

I see them taking at least 4 points if not everything.


#759

G’ing them up doesn’t change the fact Zlatan to Rashford is a colossal drop in quality and not just because of Zlatan’s goalscoring ability.

Maybe I’m just being hopeful but I expect them to drop points in one of the games he misses.


#760

Indeed.


#761

Only really care for top 4 if we get a new manager.

As being in the CL with Wenger is just a massive waste of time.


#762

Kind of a stupid statement. We aren’t the richest club in the world and we rely on CL football money. Even though Xhaka hasn’t turned out to be that great don’t be expecting any signings similar to him this summer if we don’t have CL football, in favt we probably would have difficulty attracting a guy like Perez if not for the CL. I’m sure you’ll be one of the more vocal people here if we aren’t spending massively in the summer too, what a surprise. What do we have to appeal to better players? We haven’t won shit, we don’t pay the biggest wages, we don’t unsettle players and force them to join us. The only two things we have going for us are Arsene being an absolute legend and attracting good players, and we play in the competition all top players want to be in. Cut off your nose to spite your face much?