His team won within 2 minutes of him being on the pitch. He’s a gamechanger.
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He’s got that Perry Groves impact on a game .
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Not my fault, tbh.
Everyone’s tits calm?
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Not since puberty.
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During the WC?
I think it’s happened before
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Did anyone else read Ornstein’s tweet about how “optimistic” the club were about making the signing and have flashbacks to how “optimistic” the club were about signing guys like Mata, Higuain or even Garry Cahill?
Hope the new transfer team can pull it off.
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Hopefully we have changed our transfer structure so we can get a deal done now.
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Kills my boner that they won’t announce it right now and have to a wait for the bullshit photograph session when a simple tweet would do.
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You got problems with lasting the course huh? 
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They love doing that and it’s really poor form tbh. Give the fans some entertainment and theatrics ffs.
Got to say he looks like an exciting signing for us. Just hope he’s not an asshole like Nasri.
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Why should he be an asshole?
I hope he’s a massive bastard tbh. We need more bastards.
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Totally disagree…we don’t need a bastard…we need an absolute CUNT in midfield!