England thread


#143

Kick off!


#144

Why do England look like Scotland?


#145

Vardy even dives on the international duty.


#146

I have breakfast and 13 replies to the England thread in that time :eyes:


#147

It is a cunning plan to trick @Calum and his people into thinking they don’t need another referendum.


#148

Pathetic germans being outplayed at home by a wee national team :mustafi:
I don’t think Germany has touched the ball yet.


#149

Well Scotland are currently losing to Canada, so it may just tempt a few to get behind us :grinning:

Didn’t know that Podolski hasn’t started in three years. Probably should’ve retired from international football a while ago.


#150

squad players are vital tbh. I like that players remain humble and continue to contribute even though they arent centre stage.


#151

I think a Vardy-Alli attacking duo is the most punchable in the world.


#152

Yeah retiring is for chumps. Worst case scenario is you get front row seats to the best games at the best tournaments.

My uncle-in-law is currently going to every away game for Bournemouth to build credits to get up the season ticket list. Podolski is basically doing the same for Germany.


#153

England has been good, but the game has been boring overall.


#154

This is going to be a good England performance and it’ll be 0-0 until 42 minutes when a kroosmissile goes in.


#155

England just need a creative player in this game who is capable of making the final pass.


#156

Fuck me it’s dull


#157

Wish someone would fucking shoot the England band


#158

Yeah, this is poor. Even worse than most friendlies.

Germany seem to give even less of a shit than they usually do for friendlies.


#159

Ox in the box on the bench :giroud2:


#160

Alli thinks he is Messi here.


#161

:joy: Didn’t even know Scotland were playing! How the fuck are we losing to Canada?! Do they even have footballers?!


#162

Were on our way were on our way
Were going moscow to see the bear
How we get there i dont know
How we get there i dont care
All i know is we are on our way…

If youre going to sing it sing it properly.