You must mean RVP? The other wide forward who played most of his career as a winger?
Strikers are only strikers if they play in that one and only position. I reckon someone should call PSG and let them know that Cavani lad they have upfront is a fraud too.
Ha playing, don’t bite. For real though, don’t go all invincibledb10 on us man. Keep your chin up, it’s going to be a strong summer.
How did he play most of his career as a winger?! Once we signed him at what, 21, he played mostly up front. At first as a rotation/bench option coming on often for Bergkamp and then as Bergkamp and Henry left he was our main striker when fit.
Unless my memory is particularly shoddy.
Even if for the first few years at Arsenal he played as a winger (which I don’t think he did) that still doesn’t come close to constituting “most of his career”.
I feel like Jake captures the role of online ex wife perfectly. Says he utterly hates me, but defo masturbates to my profile pics when he thinks no-ones looking.
Oh wait no, that’s Calum and Luke. Jake just hates me
edit: wait when the fuck did Doc stop being the only gay in this village